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counterhunter:

‘arent we supposed to have antlers or something’
‘fuck if i know’

counterhunter:

‘arent we supposed to have antlers or something’

‘fuck if i know’

Aug 19th / 1,141,590 notes †

severeverytie-tonightweride:

emeraldciiity:

turbulenced:

fashion-makes-the-world-go-round:

janoskinatorr:

jai-brooks-smile:

sansabeans:

“What do gay sharks sound like?”

THANK GOD SOMEONE PUT THIS ON TUMBLR

This makes my life.

HAHA THIS IS GOLD EVERYTIME I WATCH IT

hahudhsfjherl;4thy

meanwhile, in australia

I love Michael.

Aug 19th / 7,105 notes †
  • *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
  • *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  • *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
  • *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
  • *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
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