counterhunter:

‘arent we supposed to have antlers or something’

‘fuck if i know’

severeverytie-tonightweride:

emeraldciiity:

turbulenced:

fashion-makes-the-world-go-round:

janoskinatorr:

jai-brooks-smile:

sansabeans:

“What do gay sharks sound like?”

THANK GOD SOMEONE PUT THIS ON TUMBLR

This makes my life.

HAHA THIS IS GOLD EVERYTIME I WATCH IT

hahudhsfjherl;4thy

meanwhile, in australia

I love Michael.

• *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
• *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
• *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
• *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
• *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
• *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
• *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me